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The Salem Witches' Institute

Welcome to the Salem Witches' Institute, the premiere American school of magic located within the World of Harry Potter. An original role play for creative minds.

SWI is officially open. Registration is ongoing for all incoming 1st Years.
Current Role Play Date: 14 October, 2011. Day: Friday. Time: 9:00 AM. Weather: Mid 50's with a slight breeze from the east.
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    No, it Totally Works, Really

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    Kerry Malibey
    1st Year Student
    1st Year Student

    Posts : 976
    Join date : 2011-04-10
    Character Age : 17
    Location : Salem Witches' Institute

    No, it Totally Works, Really

    Post  Kerry Malibey on Sat May 28, 2011 7:09 am

    Picked this up off the site, "The Customer is Not Always Right". Maybe some people are a little too much into fantasy--



    Totally, Like, Imperio
    RETAIL | KRAKÓW, POLAND
    (I want to walk into a retail store. There is a customer of my age (around 22) standing in front of the door. It won’t open for her.)

    Customer: “Alohomora!”

    (The door opens as I walk closer.)

    Customer: “Ha! Works!”

    (She goes in and I follow her. This is a little store with not much space to wander around. A customer is trying to reach something on the highest shelf.)

    Customer: “Accio!”

    (I shake the shelf a little so the item she wants falls into her arms.)

    Customer: “Whoa! It really does work!”

    (We proceed to the register, and she pays and leaves. I am in line behind her. When I get out of the store, she’s already there, standing by her car. A policeman is there, too, writing her a ticket.)

    Customer: “Oh, but I really just went in for a minute! I didn’t see the sign!”

    Policeman: “I’m sorry, miss, there’s nothing I can do. You broke the law by parking here.”

    (The customer stares at him blankly, and then glances at me.)

    Me: “I think the word you’re looking for is 'Imperio'!”
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    Annie Krum
    1st Year Student
    1st Year Student

    Posts : 931
    Join date : 2011-04-11
    Character Age : 18
    Location : Salem Witches' Institute

    Re: No, it Totally Works, Really

    Post  Annie Krum on Sat May 28, 2011 2:09 pm

    HAHAHAHA!! That's brilliant! Suspect

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