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The Salem Witches' Institute

Welcome to the Salem Witches' Institute, the premiere American school of magic located within the World of Harry Potter. An original role play for creative minds.

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Current Role Play Date: 14 October, 2011. Day: Friday. Time: 9:00 AM. Weather: Mid 50's with a slight breeze from the east.
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    HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER

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    Annie Krum
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    Join date : 2011-04-11
    Character Age : 17
    Location : Salem Witches' Institute

    HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER

    Post  Annie Krum on Fri Jun 03, 2011 7:00 pm

    HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER

    You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one...


    Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate Jennifer was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of the platonic relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious.

    Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than met the eye.

    Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates.'

    About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, 'Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?'

    Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure.. So he sat down and wrote:

    __________________________________________________________


    Dear Mom,

    I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house,
    I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle. But the fact
    remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for
    dinner.

    Love,
    Brian

    __________________________________________________________


    Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother
    that read:

    ____________________________________________________

    Dear Son,

    I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Jennifer, I'm not saying
    that you 'do not' sleep with Jennifer. But the fact remains that if
    Jennifer is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.

    Love,
    Mom




    affraid :shock: ;)
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    Raven Whitefeather
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    Join date : 2011-05-11
    Character Age : 17
    Location : Salem Witches' Institute

    Re: HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER

    Post  Raven Whitefeather on Fri Jun 03, 2011 7:21 pm

    I should do this to my sister and her roommate...too funny

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