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The Salem Witches' Institute

Welcome to the Salem Witches' Institute, the premiere American school of magic located within the World of Harry Potter. An original role play for creative minds.

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    We have Stef to blame for this

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    Kerry Malibey
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    Location : Salem Witches' Institute

    We have Stef to blame for this

    Post  Kerry Malibey on Wed Jun 15, 2011 11:21 am

    Such as:


    Less Twilight, More Daylight, Part 2
    RESTAURANT | JACKSONVILLE, FL, USA |
    (I have albinism, so I have very pale skin, white hair, and red irises.)

    Me: “Hi. What can I get for you?”

    Customer: “Are…are you a vampire?”

    Me: “Well, my dad is half-vampire.” *laughing*

    Customer: “Please, don’t bite me.”

    Me: “Ma’am, I’m not going to bite you.”

    Customer: “Don’t put any blood in my food either. I don’t want to be a vampire.”

    Me: “Ma’am, I’m not going to put blood in your food. I’m not a vampire. We serve regular food here.”

    Customer: “Let me speak to your manager.”

    (I go and get my manager, and fill him in on what’s going on.)

    Customer, to my manager: “Is your vampire waitress going to bite me?”

    Manager: “Only if you don’t tip her well.”

    (The woman looks completely horrified, but finally ends up ordering and leaving me a 21% tip.)


    And this from down under:


    It Must Have Been A New Moon
    BOOKSTORE | MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA |
    (This particular customer is a semi-regular who tends to loiter around the new age and paranormal sections. She has knee-length flowing blonde hair and is fond of hippyish clothing. Tonight, I notice her staring at me from a distance for a few minutes with a subtle, knowing smile.)

    Me: “Hello, how are you today? Would you like any help?”

    Customer: “Good, quite good. I don’t need any help, but can I just talk to you for a minute?”

    Me: “Sure. What would you like to talk about?”

    Customer: “You. I just have some questions about you. You work here quite a lot, don’t you? At night. I see you every night I come in.”

    Me: “Yes, I do tend to work here Thursday and Friday nights.”

    Customer: “I notice cause you’re so pretty. Such long dark hair and pale skin.”

    Me: “Umm, thanks.”

    Customer: “What’s your name?”

    Me: “It’s [my name].”

    Customer: “That’s a lovely name. A very old fashioned name. You don’t really hear it anymore.”

    (By this point, I’m getting confused as I didn’t think my name was that uncommon. I’m not sure what point she’s trying to make.)

    Customer: “What else do you do, other than working here?”

    Me: “I’m in my fourth year of uni. My major is Science, but I do some electives in Literature and History.”

    Customer: *smiles* “Ahhh. So you’re quite educated, as well.”

    Me: “I guess you could say that.”

    Customer: “Well, I had better not waste any more of your time. But I just want to tell you that I understand now, and I won’t tell anyone.”

    Me: “Ah, ok. About what?”

    Customer: “Your secret. That you are one of them. A vampire.”

    (The customer leaves while I just stand there confused.)

    Coworker: “What’s up?”

    Me: “I ****ing hate Twilight…”

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