The Salem Witches' Institute

Welcome!

When registering, please create a name for your character and input that as a username. Spaces are allowed. Relations to canon characters are not. If you are unsure, read this first: http://theswi.forumotion.com/t61-creating-a-character-at-swi

Also, please keep in mind that this forum is a FREE ads based forum. All graphics/ads found under the title and forum buttons ARE NOT part of the SWI forum and will redirect you away from this page.

Thanks!
The Salem Witches' Institute

Welcome to the Salem Witches' Institute, the premiere American school of magic located within the World of Harry Potter. An original role play for creative minds.

SWI is officially open. Registration is ongoing for all incoming 1st Years.
Current Role Play Date: 14 October, 2011. Day: Friday. Time: 9:00 AM. Weather: Mid 50's with a slight breeze from the east.
Orientation is set up in the Atrium. Please visit to participate.

    Courses for Men and Women

    Share
    avatar
    Annie Krum
    1st Year Student
    1st Year Student

    Posts : 931
    Join date : 2011-04-11
    Character Age : 17
    Location : Salem Witches' Institute

    Courses for Men and Women

    Post  Annie Krum on Sat Jun 25, 2011 10:58 am

    Courses for WOMEN
    Taught by men, for women.


    101
    Avoiding Walking in Front of the TV

    102
    Doing Housework Without Complaining

    103
    Shopping: Buying What You Can Afford, Not What You Can Charge

    104
    Going to The Washroom Alone
    (formerly Coping Without My Friends)

    105
    Understanding the Male Response to "Do I Look OK?"

    106
    Exercise: How it Keeps You from Looking Like Your Mother

    107
    Learning How to Initiate Intimacy

    108
    How to Apologize When You Are Obviously Wrong

    109
    Understanding the Male Response to "Am I Fat?"

    110
    Dishwashers: Rinsing Before Is Not a Must

    111
    The Toilet Seat: I Can Learn to Put It Down Too

    112
    Using the Thesaurus: Alternatives to "Make Love"

    113
    "The Weekend" and "Long Boring Walks" Are Not Synonymous

    114
    How to Go Shopping With Your Mate and Not Embarrass Him

    115
    The Remote Control: Don't Touch What You Can't Handle

    116
    You Too Can Be the One to Hang Up the Phone

    117
    Honest, You Don't Look Like Kim Bassinger – But You're Acceptable

    118
    Hairspray: The Effects On The Ecosystem
    (formerly One Can Is Enough)

    119
    Runs In Your Nylons? It's Not the End of the World

    120
    Fishing: Being Able to Bait Your Own Hook

    121
    Intimacy: More Than Just Lying There

    122
    Learning to Choose What to Wear In Less Than Four Hours

    123
    Vacations: Doing Without 4 Suitcases

    124
    Makeup: The Less is More Theory

    125
    Nagging: Stop the Insanity!


    Courses for MEN
    Taught by women, for men.


    101
    Combating Stupidity

    102
    You Too Can Do Housework

    103
    P.M.S. – Learning When To Keep Your Mouth Shut

    104
    How To Fill An Ice Cube Tray

    105
    We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas –
    Give Us Money

    106
    Understanding the Female Response To You Coming In Drunk
    At 4 AM

    107
    Wonderful Laundry Techniques
    (Formerly "Don't Wash My Silks")

    108
    Parenting – No, It Doesn't End With Conception

    109
    Get a Life – Learn How To Cook

    110
    How Not To Act Like a Butthead When You Are Obviously Wrong

    111
    Spelling – Even You Can Get It Right

    112
    Understanding Your Financial Incompetence

    113
    You – The Weaker Sex

    114
    Reasons To Give Flowers

    115
    How To Stay Awake After

    116
    Why It Is Unacceptable To Relieve Yourself
    Anywhere But the Bathroom

    117
    Garbage – Getting It To the Curb

    118A
    You Can Fall Asleep Without It If You Really Try

    118B
    The Morning Dilemma - If It's Awake, Take a Shower

    119
    The Weekend and Sports Are Not Synonymous

    120
    How To Put The Toilet Seat Down

    121
    How To Go Shopping With Your Mate and Not Get Lost

    122
    The Remote Control – Overcoming Your Dependency

    123
    Helpful Postural Hints For Couch Potatoes

    124
    How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children

    125
    You Too Can Be a Designated Driver

    126
    Honest, You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson, Especially When Naked

    127
    Changing Your Underwear – It Really Works

    128
    The Attainable Goal – Omitting %@#*! From Your Vocabulary

    129
    Fluffing the Blankets After Farting is Not Necessary

    130
    Real Men Ask For Directions

    131
    How To Take Illness Like a Man
    avatar
    Annie Krum
    1st Year Student
    1st Year Student

    Posts : 931
    Join date : 2011-04-11
    Character Age : 17
    Location : Salem Witches' Institute

    Re: Courses for Men and Women

    Post  Annie Krum on Sat Jun 25, 2011 11:03 am

    More fun to be had here: http://www.jamesshuggins.com/h/bas1/home.htm
    avatar
    Kerry Malibey
    1st Year Student
    1st Year Student

    Posts : 976
    Join date : 2011-04-10
    Character Age : 17
    Location : Salem Witches' Institute

    Re: Courses for Men and Women

    Post  Kerry Malibey on Sat Jun 25, 2011 11:08 am

    Hey, I speak really @#@$#% good!
    avatar
    Annie Krum
    1st Year Student
    1st Year Student

    Posts : 931
    Join date : 2011-04-11
    Character Age : 17
    Location : Salem Witches' Institute

    Re: Courses for Men and Women

    Post  Annie Krum on Sat Jun 25, 2011 2:47 pm


    Sponsored content

    Re: Courses for Men and Women

    Post  Sponsored content


      Current date/time is Fri Aug 18, 2017 4:17 pm